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The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
Xyrin Empire
by Yuan Tong
The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles... or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world. Take what I’m saying seriously... Not.Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day.Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. Wit…
Levelling Up System In The Apocalypse
by Shade_light
Derek Carter never asked for a System, an apocalypse, or the pressure of being humanity’s so-called "last hope." He was just trying to survive the daily struggles of being an orphan in Paleview City—dodging bullies, scraping together meals, and lying his way into school. Life was already hard enough.Then, one day, a blue screen pops into his vision:[Warning: The world is doomed. Try not to die.]Yeah, great. Just what he needed—cryptic doomsday messages and no instruction manual.Now, monsters are…
The Fox And The Last Dragon
by The_Wild_Ember
In a city where magic hides in plain sight, one snarky fox spirit ends up soul-bound to the last dragon on Earth.Kane is a struggling spirit investigator with more sarcasm than self-preservation. After a run-in with a rogue monster nearly kills him, he's saved by a brooding black dragon—who also happens to be a billionaire tech CEO.Unfortunately, fox karmic law is clear: a life saved is a life owed. Now Kane is magically bound to repay the debt… with his entire existence.Neither of them is thril…
A Princess Reborn
by Authorprincessjody
Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate.But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunn…
Reborn as a Sidekick? Nah, Let Me Be the Villainess!
by K1ERA
Divya wakes up in a cliché cultivation novel—only she’s not the badass heroine. Nope, she’s Xiaopang, the doomed side character meant to die for plot development. With zero cultivation skills, a killer headache, and a demon leopard on her heels, Divya’s got one goal: survive.Who needs divine talent when you’ve got sarcasm, sheer stubbornness, and a deep grudge against translated novels? Time to rewrite fate—because dying to make someone else look good? Yeah, not happening.
The Billionaire's New Wife in Chief
by Yan Cha
Humiliated by her ex-boyfriend's mother, Song Qiao was forced to end her first love. Facing the cold sarcasm from her half-sister, on the street in a fit of anger, she randomly grabbed a man, "Sir, do you have a girlfriend? If not, let's get married!"The man squinted at her and nodded, "Sure!"Marrying Lu Jingchen, Song Qiao received the utmost pampering, but just when she was falling for it, she discovered the reason behind everything...Five years later, Song Qiao made a strong return. Just as s…
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
Single for Eternity
by Fallen_Void
[Planned to be rewritten next year!]Congratulations! You’ve died tragically... by dog bite. Now welcome to Aetherion — a magical world where immortality is handed out like candy… but only if you get married.Too bad Einar, our socially allergic, relationship-phobic MC, would rather chug poison than hold hands.Waking up in the obese body of a trash-tier noble with the personality of a rotting potato, Einar discovers he’s got:1. A talking book with abandonment issues,2. A flirty system obsessed wit…
No! I don't want to be a Super Necromancer!
by mrant12
In a world of Mana Awakened powerhouses, Damian Bloodbane awakened into the Legendary, never-seen-before and utterly shameful E-Rank. E-rank. Before Damian Bloodbane, D-rank was the lowest Grade among all of the Mana Awakened in the entire world. After Damian Bloodbane, the world had its first and only E-rank Mana Awakened. It was worse than being Unawakened. The scorn, the ridicule, the mockery, the sarcasm and the utter humiliation he had to go through nearly drove him mad.Until one day…[Death…
I Am Not A Detective
by Seabed Walker
A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was know…
In Love with a Stranger
by Mcllorycat
Eden McBride has terrible luck with both men and job hunting so she is stuck working in a kids' pizza restaurant after finishing college. The last thing she expected was that her perfect match would be her coworker in the dog mascot costume. Troy is kind, funny, and has a great taste in books and movies but there is one problem...she has never seen his face. Eden doesn't realize there is a second, bigger problem. Troy has another secret involving the rather compelling reason to keep his face hid…
Sarcasm is My Superpower
by Alex McGilvery
Author:Alex McGilvery has been reading since before he can remember, and writing almost that long. He has published 18 books and is author and editor at his imprint Celticfrog Publishing. He lives in Kamloops with his dog and the stories clawing their way out of his head.Petunia Smith is a senior in High School. The good news is that she only has to survive one more year in the battleground of High School relationships. The bad news is that she is short, shapeless and the preferred target of the…
The Sarcasm Doc
by Gibe_Hug
Dr. GibeHug, the esteemed doctor with a razor-sharp wit, is no ordinary physician. With his unparalleled ability to dish out sarcasm and witty comebacks like a pro, he spends his days navigating the hilarious and unpredictable world of medicine.Join Dr. GibeHug as he takes you on a rib-tickling journey through the corridors of his medical practice. From the moment he steps into his clinic, it's one comedic encounter after another. Whether he's facing clueless patients, baffling symptoms, or even…
Meri Phuppo Ki Beti
by rehmaaq
Sheroze Khan a 23-year-old Pakistani living in UK has eyes in which girls can stare for hours, lips that make the perfect smile, cheeks that make the perfect dimple that makes the girls skip a beat. And when he opens his mouth his voice is like OMG. Hoorain Ali, A pretty 19-year-old having sarcasm as her second language, quite crazy, friendly girl living in Pakistan.Dive in to know about the two and how will they end up together...
Reroll: I Brought Sarcasm to a Sword Fight
by Runewriter
REROLLI Brought Sarcasm to a SwordfightHal Miller wasn’t hit by a truck-kun. He didn’t fall off a cliff. He didn’t die suddenly, he saw it coming. Stage four cancer isn’t subtle.What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the void, alone, silent, and disturbingly conscious… for a thousand years.Enter TABAAL, a cosmic entity who shows up not to save him, but to apologize for the mess. As a strange form of compensation, Hal is offered a second life with an unwanted bonus: full access to his memories, …
The Art of Sarcasm and Hair Flips
by Cosmic_nerd
As the daughter of a prestigious Beyonder family, Vivienne Schroeder, regrettably, has zero shits to give. Until an ancient evil demon lord awakens. Basically, chaos ensues.
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!